PLAYER CHARACTERS
  • Benjamin The Shy

    Benjamin The Shy

    A red bearded ogre of a man with blue woad caked into his hair (no...no, *lick* it's just frosting from too many cupcakes)
     
  • Jonathan "Dazed" Claggett

    Jonathan "Dazed" Claggett

    Bumbling Driver, wants to fight fricking zombies
     
  • Keith the Normal

    Keith the Normal

    Keith is quite a run-of-the-mill guy with no outstanding characteristics whatsoever. Really, there's no need to read anymore about him. That's it. End of story.